Biird Kalii — Test & Review
Overall Rating
4.8/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4.5/5.0
User Ratings:
5.0/5.0
Based on 28 user reviews
Rating: Biird Kalii was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Biird Kalii.
Rating: Biird Kalii was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Biird Kalii was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Affordable
Rating: Biird Kalii was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I recommend Biird Kalii for beginners, it's easy to learn and use. Advanced users will also find it valuable.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
My Verdict
Biird Kalii is by far the most beautiful looking glass toy I've seen. From the packaging to the experience of using it, the Kalii is a pleasure. The bulbed tip is perfectly made for extensive G-Spot massage, and with the perfect girth, you can easily insert it, but remember that there is not really a handle. This sadly reduces the grip, which can be uncomfortable. Besides this issue, the Kalii is still a lot of fun and I am glad to own one. I can honestly recommend investing in the Biird Kalii. Buying one also has a good purpose: with every purchase is one tree getting planted.
Buy, if you...
- Like unyielding toys
- Need a quiet toy
- The design is important for you
- You're on a budget
- Into temperature play
Don't buy, if you...
- Search for external stimulation
- Want a multifunctional toy
- Need a toy with vibration
About The Biird Kalii
Biird is known for beautiful looking and luxurious sextoys. Part of their products is the Elements Collection with the Kalii. It's an elegant, double ended glass dildo with a curved shaft to reach the G-spot. This tool for pleasure not only looks like a piece of art, it's also responsive to temperature, getting you either spicy-hot or ice-cold. No matter which ending you choose, the results are the same: an adventure from beginning to the end. If that wasn't enough, you receive a high quality storage case as well to keep your Kalii safe and protected.
Pros
- ✅Beautiful designed
- ✅Double-ended
- ✅Easy to clean
- ✅Softly textured
Cons
- ❌Can be slippery to hold with lubed up hands
- ❌Takes some time to warm up or cool down
Table of contents (12)
Reflections on the Biird Kalii
A Pleasure From Unboxing to Use
My personal “Kalii experience” started with an unboxing. From the first glance, you can tell that Biird cares for their toys and customers just by looking at the packaging. I’ve never unboxed a sex toy with such pleasure — as silly as it sounds, but I felt special. When I opened the storage case, my jaw dropped. I’ve never seen such a beautiful glass toy.A Slippery Adventure
After admiring the beauty of my new toy and taking a lot of pictures, it was time to test the performance. I lubed up my Kalii and first tried the end with the bulb to enjoy a G-Spot massage. I wasn’t left disappointed, it was the whole opposite: it left me shaking and tingling with intense pressure on my G-Spot. Sadly, at some point it got impossible for me to hold the Kalii on the bulbed end because everything got so slippery. Honestly, this was not satisfying at all because I lost the grip to optimally guide my Kalii and keep up any rhythm. (I later used a paper towel to get grip) It was much easier to hold was the ridged and girthier end. This one really got me going very smoothly and hit my G-Spot very softly, which was comfortable and not too overwhelming.Hot ‘N’ Cold
Because of the high quality borosilicate glass, the Kalii is very responsive to temperature. I personally like to warm up the dildo in warm water first, but don’t freeze or boil the Kalii to avoid hurting yourself. Of course, I also tested the sensation of cold glass. It definitely provides a special and new sensation, which is perfect for a play with blindfolds too!Luxurious and Effortless Pleasure
I’m so surprised about the price-performance ratio that I need to mention it separately. Everything is high-quality, especially the vegan storage case. I also wasn’t expecting the little “handbook”, where all toys of the Elements Collection are listed, even with suggestions and detailed instructions for clean up and use. This is a high priority for me when I decide to purchase a new sex toy. Of course, the performance of the Kalii far outweighs what you would expect for the price, too.How it’s designed
The Kalii's design and color is probably the most beautiful glass sex toy I've ever seen, because of the color and texture. Depending on the light or angle, the Kalii always looks different. When I was taking pictures, it turned out it really looks like water, close to the pictures on Biird's website. The rainbow purple/blue is something unique and fascinating.
The Biird Kalii: ease of use
With some lube, the Kalii is pretty simple and easy-to-use toy. I noticed, if it's getting slippery and wet though, the Kalii becomes hard to hold on the bulbed end. It just slips out of the hand, which is uncomfortable and distracting. Besides this, the curve is ergonomic shaped and fits the G-Spot from all alone.
Unpacking the Quality of the Biird Kalii
The whole package of the Kalii is high quality: the packaging, the Kalii itself, the storage case and even the little booklet is high quality and luxurious. Taking a closer look, I couldn't find any hints of scratches or damaged glass.
A Closer Look at The Price Tag
There is nothing to complain about when it comes to the price for this toy. I am very impressed by the quality of everything included! If you're on a budget but still want such a beautiful glass dildo, the Biird Kalii is definitely something to consider.
A Closer Look at the Biird Kalii’s Effectiveness
The Kalii performs very well on its look and feel. The bulbed end never fails to find the G-Spot with the perfect girth and pressure. Depending on the speed and rhythm, it goes from soft and gentle stimulation to a forceful amount of pleasure. The glass is perfectly made to maintain temperatures for temperature play, whether warm or cold.
Packaging
Like the Kalii itself, the packaging looks super beautiful and does justice to this toy. I can prove that the packaging is discreet, since I left the little box open in my room for some time. At first, nobody noticed, but eventually I got asked if the blue package was chocolate. The little eye-catcher is the holographic details. There's not much written on the packaging, and no plastic covering either, though the vegan leather is made of plastic.
Materials and care
The Kalii is made of high quality borosilicate glass, which is body-safe and, most importantly, shatterproof. That means you don't need to worry about the glass breaking. Cleaning up the Kalii is easy too, simply wash it with warm water and mild soap until all residues are washed away. Dry it off with a lint-free towel and store it in the storage case until the next use. If you decide to warm or cool your Kalii, make sure to only use water that is not freezing or boiling to avoid to damaging the product and hurting yourself.
Specifications and features
| Length | 7 inches |
| Diameter | 1,18 inches |
| Weight | 1 lbs |
| Materials | Borosilicate glass |
| Waterproof | Yes |
| Storage Bag Included | Yes |
| Colors Available | Clear/Rainbow |
Comparing Biird Kalii with alternatives
| Biird Kalii | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Overall score | 4.8 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | NaN / 5.0 |
| Bedbible rating | 4.5 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 |
| User rating | 5 / 5.0 from 28 users | 5 / 5.0 from 2 users | 4.7 / 5.0 from 240 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 106 users | 4 / 5.0 from 2 users | NaN / 5.0 from 0 users |
| Price | Affordable | Affordable | Affordable | Cheap | Moderate | Affordable |
| Design | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 97 / 100 | 75 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 90 / 100 | 97 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
| Quality | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 98 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
| Sound | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Power | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Length | 7 inches | 7 inches | 7 inches | 8 inches | 7.5 inches | 7.5 inches |
| Diameter | 1,18 inches | 1.3 inches | 1.25 inches | 1.4 inches | 1.5 inches | 1 inches |
| Weight | 1 lbs | 0.52 lbs | 0.51 lbs | - | - | 1.24 lbs |
| Materials | Borosilicate glass | Borosilicate glass | Glass | Borosilicate Glass | Glass | Glass |
| Waterproof | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Submersible | Yes |
| Storage Bag Included | Yes | No | No | Yes | No | No |
| Colors Available | Clear/Rainbow | Blue | Blue/Clear | - | - | - |
| Insertable length | - | 5.7 inches | 5.75 inches | 6 inches | - | 5.5-6.5 inches |
| Flexibility | - | - | - | Rigid | - | - |
| Texture | - | - | - | - | Stimulation bumps | - |
Other products from Biird
Biird Namii was rated 3.8 out of 5 by Erica Caparelli. This is lower than Biird Kalii.
Biird Namii was rated lower on Design, rated the same on Quality, rated lower on Easy of Use compared to Biird Kalii
Users in general rated Biird Kalii as the better product.
Biird Pixii was rated 5 out of 5 by Flora Winters. This is higher than Biird Kalii.
Biird Pixii was rated the same on Design, rated the same on Quality, rated the same on Easy of Use compared to Biird Kalii
Users in general rated Biird Pixii as the better product.
Instructions - Manual
Unfortunately there are no instructions available online, but a manual is provided with the toy. Make sure to read those instructions carefully for the safety of your Kalii and yourself!
Reviewed by:
Ellie Stevens