System JO Warming Lube – Test & Review
Overall Rating
4.5/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4.5/5.0
User Ratings:
0/5.0
Based on 0 user reviews
Rating: System JO Warming was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
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Rating: System JO Warming was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: System JO Warming was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Affordable
Rating: System JO Warming was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I suggest System JO Warming if you're past the beginner stage and ready for more. It's beginner-friendly yet offers additional features for growing users.
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My Verdict
If you re looking for a thick, wet dream of a lube, then this is the one you've been waiting for... I really loved it! It has all of my favourite features - it is thick, water based and lasted a long time without having to worry about re-application. It comes in a great bottle which is large and easy to use, as well as been a very coating lube. I trusted it to last long and boy did it, almost too long! It was easy to wash off when it came to it, which I was surprised at as it was so thick! I have used warming lubes that certainly heat up faster and hotter, so that was the only downfall, yet if you wanted a warming lube that didn't get too intense, then this is your lube.
Buy, if you...
- Want to use this lube for anal activities
- Want an introductory warming lube
- Want a thick, coating lube
Don't buy, if you...
- Want a lube that gets very hot
- Prefer a thinner lube
About The System JO Warming
System JO Warming is a thick, water-based lube that has warms up on the skin, when friction occurs. It is a sexual lubricant that can be used by yourself or when with a partner, as well as when using a sex toy. It comes in a reasonably large bottle that has an easy-to-use click-close lid, with eye-catching packaging that clearly indicates that it has warming features, by its' red design. It is a thick lube that doesn't become tacky and it is easy to wash off the skin. It is FDA approved and has a pH balance of 6, meaning that is is more acidic than alkali.
Pros
- ✅Clear and attractive bottle design
- ✅Long lasting without re-application needed
- ✅Cushioning for large toys/anal
Cons
- ❌The warming intensity could be more intense
- ❌Thickness feels a little unnatural
Table of contents (13)
The System JO Varmende test: How it faired
This table shows the results of the tests I carried out on this lube. If you want a more detailed description of the tests then continue reading.
| Type of Test | Results |
| Did I like the design? | Yes – a lot! |
| How easily does it wash off the skin? | Low effort |
| Lid functionality/bottle functionality | Easy to use |
| pH level | 6 – Acidic (good) |
| FDA approved | Yes |
| How expensive is it? | Low price |
| Longevity test | Long |
| Viscosity | Slow speed pour |
| Thickness | Thick |
| Smell | N/A |
| Taste | N/A |
| Warming Intensity | Yes – low intensity |
| How tacky is it? | Low |
| Condoms | All types |
| Sex toys | All materials |
| Did it stain the sheets? | No |
The System JO Varmende’s design features
I am a fan of the System JO lubes, as their branding is clear and their bottles are easy to use. I like the way the bottles are normally see through and the branding goes with the special features of the product, i.e this warming lube has red colouring to symbolise heat. It is not the most luxurious branding for lube, but it doesn't look cheap. The thick plastic makes it look and feel higher quality and therefore more expensive. To make this lube look even more expensive, it could be in a glass bottle with a pump lid, like the Uberlube bottle. This would make the product less generic like most other lubes in a plastic bottle.
Unpacking the Usability of the System JO Varmende
If you re wanting a lube that you don't have to think about reapplying mid-way through 'activities', then this is your perfect match. The JO warming lube is a water-based lube, meaning that it can be used with any sex toy. I would highly recommend using large or even anal toys with this lube, as it is very thick and coating; providing a cushioning barrier between you and a toy! It also works with all types of condom materials and doesn't become tacky, but more creamy instead. When rubbed onto the skin, it remains smooth and thick without become dry or sticky. As it is a water-based lube, it is easy to wash off the skin, with minimal effort. The only downside to this means that it wouldn't be a great lube to use in water...
Quality Verdict: How does System JO Varmende Measure Up?
Like all other System JO lubes, this lube is FDA approved, meaning that it has been approved by a reliable government testing programme. The JO warming lube has a pH reading of 6, meaning that it is slimly acidic, which is great for vulva owners. This is because the natural pH of a vagina is slightly acidic, showing that this lube attempts to match this, in order to decrease any pH imbalances. This is something I am personally thankful for, as no one wants imbalances down there! The ingredients in this lube are Glycerin, Aqua, Cellulose Gum, Mentha Piperita (Peppermint) Extract, Methylparaben and Propylparaben.
The Price of System JO Varmende
For a high quality, long lasting lube, this product has a very attractive price tag. It isn't too expensive even though it has multiple attractive features. There are definitely some lubes that are more expensive but less impressive, in my opinion.
Performance Analysis of the System JO Varmende
Longevity test (use dildo and fleshlight to see how long it lasts) Viscosity This lube would last weeks if it could! I have always found it hard finding a thick lube that can last long without application, but I think this might be the one! When using it with either a sex toy or a partner, this lube doesn't want to dry up! It is one of the thicker lubes on the market, and when I did the 'drop off the spoon test', it took a while to drop! I think this lube will go until the end of time...
The Unboxing Experience: A Review
I am a major fan of the System JO lube bottles, as they are great size and look on brand with each specific lube! I love the packaging of this lube as it looks and feels good in my hand. I like the red design, as I can quickly decipher that it is a warming lube, next to my other bottles of lube on my shelf! It is easy to hold and is large enough to not run out after a couple of uses. Other lubes like the Sliquid collection are a little small, and they run out quickly. the click-close lid is easy to use when I have lube on my hands, and the matt design of the bottle makes it feel like they have put more thought and effort into the design. It's attractive in my opinion!
Evaluating the System JO Varmende: Materials and Care
Being a water-based lube, it means that the lube I less likely to stain, as is apparent in this case. It was originally quite wet on the sheets, but after it had dried, it dried very clear. It was very easy to wash out of the sheets, and never left a long lasting stain! Ideal!
Special feature
This lube’s special feature is that it heats up when friction occurs on the skin. When rubbing it hard and fast on the skin, the lube warms up, making the experience more sensual. It doesn’t have the most intense warming features, but if you’re looking for an introductory warming lube, this this is ideal!
Specifications and features
| Waterproof | No |
| Materials | Plastic bottle |
| Fastening | Click-close lid |
| Volume | 4 fl.oz (120ml) fl. oz |
| Condom safe | Yes, all types |
| Ingredients | Glycerin, Water (Aqua), Cellulose Gum, Methylparaben, Propylparaben |
Comparing System JO Warming with alternatives
| System JO Warming | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Overall score | NaN / 5.0 | NaN / 5.0 | 4.1 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 | 3.9 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 |
| Bedbible rating | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 3.5 / 5.0 | 4.9 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 |
| User rating | NaN / 5.0 from 0 users | NaN / 5.0 from 0 users | 4.7 / 5.0 from 141 users | 4.4 / 5.0 from 11 users | 3.7 / 5.0 from 9 users | 4.5 / 5.0 from 219 users |
| Price | Affordable | Cheap | Affordable | Cheap | Premium | Cheap |
| Design | 90 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 95 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 65 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 95 / 100 |
| Quality | 90 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 95 / 100 |
| Sound | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Power | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Waterproof | No | No | - | - | Yes | - |
| Materials | Plastic bottle | Water-based | - | Water and silicone-based blend | Silicone | Open-cell foam, cotton canvas |
| Fastening | Click-close lid | Click-close lid | - | - | - | Metal hardware, springs, clips |
| Volume | 4 fl.oz (120ml) fl. oz | 4.2Oz / 125ml fl. oz | Available as 2, 4.2 or 8.5 fl. oz | - | - | - |
| Condom safe | Yes, all types | All types and materials | Yes | Safe for all types of condoms and dams | - | - |
| Ingredients | Glycerin, Water (Aqua), Cellulose Gum, Methylparaben, Propylparaben | Aloe Vera Leaf Juice, Organic Agar, Organic Peppermint Oil, Natural Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Organic Menthol, Organic Guar Gum, Organic Hibiscus Extract, Organic Flax Extract, Organic Camellia Sinensis (Green Tea) Extract | Purified Water, Plant Cellulose (from Cotton), Cyamopsis (Guar Conditioners), Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid | - | - | - |
| Texture | - | High viscosity and thick | - | - | - | - |
| Allergies | - | - | Vegan-Friendly & Free of DEA, Gluten, Glycerine, Glycerol, Parabens, PEG, Propylene Glycol, Sorbitol and Sulphates | - | - | - |
| Length | - | - | - | - | 3 inches | Seat and backrest pads 28 inches |
| Diameter | - | - | - | - | 1.3 inches | - |
| Rechargeable | - | - | - | - | Yes | - |
| Remote Controls | - | - | - | - | App | - |
| Storage Bag Included | - | - | - | - | Charging case | - |
| Maximum Weight | - | - | - | - | - | 250 lbs |
| Width | - | - | - | - | - | Seat and backrest pads 4 inches |
| Openings | - | - | - | - | - | Stirrup loop 28 |
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Instructions - Manual
This lube is very simple to use – simply rub it onto the desired area of the body, or lather up a sex toy and use!
Reviewed by:
Katie Moroney