9 Best Discreet Sex Toys & Vibrators [Travel Approved]
In need of a lover on the down low? I’ve gone out and about to find the 21 most discreet vibrators! In this review, you’ll find discrete g-spot vibrators, clit-stimulators, rabbit vibrators, massagers, and a vibrating anal plug. I’ve prioritized discretion, and in this review, that means sound, look, or both combined.
Test Winner | Egg Vibrator | Luxury | Panty Vibrator | Discreet Case | Rabbit | Anal | Couples | Stroker |
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Lovense Exomoon | Lovense Lush 3 | LELO Dot Cruise | We-Vibe Moxie+ | Womanizer Liberty Suction Stimulator | We-Vibe Nova 2 | Lovense Hush 2 | We-Vibe Chorus | Tenga Puffy |
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How We Test discreet sex toys
We’re a team of 262 sex toy testers and 13 sex toy experts.
To find the very best discreet sex toys, our testers tried and reviewed 252 different products in this category.
Bad or even just mediocre discreet sex toys didn’t make the list!
In total, we’ve thoroughly tested and reviewed 725 toys over the past 6 years.
We even lab-tested some to get objective data.
Read more about how we test products.What Makes Vibrators Discreet?
- Design – intentionally inconspicuous, and not designed to mimic any realistic genitalia, so you’ll probably come across designs you wouldn’t think of as a tool for enjoyment.
- Shape – they come in various shapes, some even look like cute little trinkets. And just like regular vibrators, ergonomics are also accounted for.
- Features – they vary in vibration speeds and patterns, and some can even be controlled by an app or Bluetooth
- Size – discreet doesn’t necessarily equate to small, however, you won’t find toys that don’t fit in your hand in this review.
What’s the Difference Between Discreet and Quiet Vibrators?
A discreet vibrator will allow you to enjoy pleasure without anyone knowing! Although “discreet” can mean different things to different people. Depending on your situation, you may needs something that is physically dicreet or more subtle in terms of use.
- Some discreet vibrators physically look like vibrators but are just very quiet, so-called silent vibrators, so they just seem more discreet once in use!
- Some discreet vibrators are actually not super quiet but rather have a discreet, neutral, or compact design.
If you are in need of a discreet vibrator that is very quiet to use, here are some of the top selections from my list below:
- The LELO MIA 2 is one of the quietest vibrators I’ve ever tried! This is a winner if you’re trying to make as littlenoise as possible. Although it’s not the most powerful vibrator in the world, it is a very practical and compact luxury bullet vibrator.
- The Lovense Lush 3 is also relatively quiet! At least once it’s inside of you. This is a pretty good candidate for some discreet public play with insertables, if that’s what you’re looking for.
Bonus tip! A lot of products from Dame are high quality vibrators that can provide a lot of strong stimulation. They also look very discreet and neutral. They are not, however, quiet sex toys! If you’re looking for quiet vibrators, you may want to find products from alternative brands, like LELO.
The Best Online Sex Shops That Offer Discreet Shipping
If you also care about the process of getting your hands on a sex toy being discreet in itself, you’re going to want to look for sex shops that offer discreet shipping. While most reliable online sex shops do advertise this, there are different levels to the discretion of the process. Here are some of my favorite shops to buy from when I don’t want anybody (no, not even the post man) to know what I’ve been up to!
We’ve written in-depth review of what the packaging is like for each of these shops. Check them out:
Test Winner Lovense Exomoon Lipstick Vibrator
Pros
- ✅ Rumbly, intense vibrations
- ✅ Very cute lipstick design
- ✅ Quiet vibrations
- ✅ The app is easy to navigate
- ✅ Long-distance capable
Cons
- ❌ Single button design
- ❌ The surface/tip in touch with the skin is quite small
- ❌ Noise is a little rattly
- ❌ Expensive
Vibrations:
Why I Chose It
There are good reasons why I chose Lovense Exomoon as the test winner; the first one being its level of discretion. It’s discreet both in terms of volume and design. On top of that, it’s a really great quality vibrator with intense vibrations and app capabilities!
If you are looking for a discreet vibrator that doesn’t actually look like a vibrator, this is a great option! Other than being great for solo play, it’s a fun addition to partner play because you can surrender, or explore new vibrations together.
It comes in a little storage bag which helps ensure proper hygiene for taking it on the go. It is a little expensive, but I believe the technology, design, and endless vibrations make up for that.
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Egg Vibrator Lovense Lush 3 Egg Vibrator
The popular Lovense Lush 3 is definitely the perfect party starter. It’s app-enabled, so get ready for some spicy partner play. In private or public? That’s up to you! Either way, these powerful vibrations will have you struggling to stay seated.
This discreet egg vibrator can also be enjoyed solo, and for extra stimuli, you can place the tail on your clitoris. This requires tight underwear, otherwise, the tail isn’t likely to stay in place.
The Lovense app invites you to get creative with making your own patterns. You can even sync to music or sounds, so if you love a good bass – now is the time to really feel the rhythm.
Pros
- ✅ High-quality silicone
- ✅ Comfortable to wear
- ✅ Easy to use
- ✅ Intense vibrations
- ✅ App-enabled
- ✅ Low to no noise from vibrations
Cons
Reviewed by:
Isabelle Uren